What do I care how old I am?
The ocean is old as fuck, and it will still drown you with vigour.
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Jul 24th | 839 notes xosippin:

xo'

xosippin:

xo'
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cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

Jul 20th | 262,250 notes

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Jul 19th | 113,147 notes

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Jul 19th | 9,347 notes asexualityresources:

Because nobody deserves to feel alone.

asexualityresources:

Because nobody deserves to feel alone.

Jul 19th | 1,893 notes

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Jul 19th | 764 notes

thelionspoet:

Being responsible for making a girl cum is the best feeling ever.

Jul 19th | 143,352 notes strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

Jul 19th | 156,538 notes

hardcorehousewife:

emmaphorisms:

Females grow pubic hair

Not all labias are symmetrical

Big clitorises are not unnatural

Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal

These secretions have a smell

Some more pungent than others

The female reproductive system is not dirty

The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone

And that’s okay

file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was

(Source: emmaphorismz)

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sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)